Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Read also:

• Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?
• Delta Force selection is originally based on SAS selection, so why is there no brutal jungle phase for Delta Force? It seems like it's based only on the Brecon Beacons section.
• Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
• Oil prices jump more than 3%, adding to last week's surge, as Israel strikes Iran energy facilities - CNBC
• Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
• Are you afraid of being alone?
• When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
• What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
• Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
• Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?
• What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?
• Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?
• Do dogs feel love?
• What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?